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Mintberry CRUNCH

Summer Softcore Kickball at Sewallcrest Park Tue/Thur - Co-Ed
Team Color
Pink- Neon
Mascot
Hayward the Delightful Dog
Motto
Shablagoo
History
In the Superhero Arc, Mint-Berry Crunch is a member of Coon and Friends, a superhero group led by the Coon. He initially appears to be an entirely ineffectual member of the group, with the powers of a breakfast cereal mascot, to the confusion of the other members. In "Coon 2: Hindsight", the Coon brutally assaults Mint-Berry Crunch and Mosquito in an attempt to consolidate his influence in the group. However, he is unanimously voted out of the group instead.
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Coon and Friends bear witness to Cthulhu.
In "Coon vs. Coon & Friends", as the group is congregated in the basement of Cartman's house, Cartman returns home and lures them out with the promise of witnessing a "double rainbow". However, it is revealed that Cthulhu, recently released from an inter-dimensional portal in the Gulf of Mexico, is working for Cartman. At the sight of Cthulhu, Mint-Berry Crunch quickly runs away, leaving the other Coon and Friends to deal with the problem themselves. Having escaped from danger, he returns home to "heroically" watch Judge Judy, while the other members of the group are sent to an alternate dimension by Cthulhu.
Meanwhile, after successfully escaping the pocket dimension by committing suicide, Mysterion visits Bradley's sister and her friends, the Goth Kids. Bradley unexpectedly finds him in Henrietta's room when he asks to play with her and her friends. Upon seeing Mysterion, Bradley re-adopts his superhero persona and joins Mysterion in his quest to stop Cthulhu and find out how mint and berries came together to deliver full flavor in an intense crunch.
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Gokzarah's real father, from the planet Kokujon, explains Mint-Berry Crunch's true origin.
As Mysterion confronts Cthulhu, a bright light unexpectedly appears and a holographic representation of an alien begins to explain the shocking truth of Mint-Berry Crunch's origin. The alien man reveals that Bradley's true name is Gokzarah, and that he was originally from the planet Kokujon. The alien man then implores him to use his powers to save the Earth. Following this revelation, Mint-Berry Crunch begins to manifest real superpowers, and uses them to defeat Cthulhu and save the other members of Coon and Friends from R'lyeh.
At the conclusion of the arc, Mint-Berry Crunch announces that he must go out into the universe in order to find answers to the many questions that remain, and leaves in a flash of light and cereal, promising to return someday.

Identity
Bradley
Bradley Biggle, Mint-Berry Crunch's real identity.
His true identity is revealed in the episode "Coon vs. Coon & Friends". Crunch is actually an alien from a faraway planet: Kokujon, known throughout the universe for its berry mines - berries that have the power to fuel nearly anything. In a holographic message from his extraterrestrial father, Crunch learns that his name is actually Gokzarah and he was sent to earth to stop evil from taking over Earth. His power of mint and berries ("yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch") are the result of a collision between his home planet and the world of intense mint flavor.
Appearance
Mint-Berry Crunch has blond, bowl-cut hair. He wears a cyan t-shirt with three pink berries and a green, pointed leaf presumably painted, airbrushed, or stuck on. He also wears gray pants that are presumably painted or airbrushed green on the left side. His left sleeve has several (presumably) fake, green leaves protruding from it. He wears black shoes, however, one of his shoes is covered by a green, leaf-like article of clothing. Half of Mint-Berry Crunch's face is (presumably) painted to resemble a pink berry. He also has a black stem protruding from the top center of his head. In place of paint, he may be wearing part of a mask to cover his face, however, it's lack of movement when he moves hints that it may be painted on, although this could be attributed to South Park's simple style of animation.
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Team Schedule

Tuesday, June 20

Week 1 Banner
7:00 PM Field 1
 
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vs
Sparky Baserunners
Win
15 - 3

Tuesday, June 27

Week 2 Roster Freezes
7:00 PM Field 1
 
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Visitor
vs
One Kick Wonders
Win
31 - 2

Thursday, July 13

Week 3 Uniforms
6:00 PM Field 1
 
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Visitor
vs
Gym Class Heroes
Win
18 - 9

Thursday, July 20

Week 4 Team RSVP Tool
8:00 PM Field 1
 
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Home
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Lost City of Advantis
Win
16 - 8

Thursday, July 27

Week 5 Playoffs Around Corner
6:00 PM Field 1
 
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Visitor
vs
Sit On My Base
Win
8 - 1

Thursday, August 10

Corp Events
7:30 PM Field 1
 
One Kick Wonders Team Logo
Visitor
vs
One Kick Wonders
Win
19 - 9

Tuesday, August 15

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
6:00 PM Field 1
 
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Home
vs
Sparky Baserunners
Win
12 - 6

Thursday, August 24

PLAYOFFS View Playoff Bracket
7:00 PM Field 1
 
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Home
vs
Gym Class Heroes

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