Early Spring Big Turkey Bowling Portland Thursday 7pm

Team Profiles

Thursday, May 4

PLAYOFFS
4 Teams Advance, All Teams Bowl
Playoff Seeds
[1] Kingpin
[2] 68 and a Smile
[3] Sweet Sweet China
[4] Princess Kitty and the Hairballs
POTW: Casey Phan
Kingpin
Ok ok, we get it - Kingpin is the best bowling team ever. What many of you don't know is that they were actually bowling with 7 instead of 6 for at least the latter 1/2 of the season. It's true. Ha! You knew something was up didn't you? No I am not Ashton, and no you are not being punked.

Wait wait wait, before you cry foul there is one more thing. That 7th person. The guy I like to call "Little Kingpin", never actually rolled a ball.

I can see you all now saying, WTF man!

Casey has been bowling while pregnant for the last few weeks of the season. Yep, she even rolled a 180 to help her team in the championship. If that is not dedication to the team, I don't know what is. Poor little guy's first words are either going to be Drink Ticket, or Big Turkey though. Lets just hope its not Suc-it! or Larry.

Thanks for kicking ass Casey, we hope the best for you and the Little Turkey.

xxx The Big Turkey xxx
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Full Schedule