Bowling Schedule

Fall Big Turkey Bowling Portland Thursdays 7pm

Thursday, September 21

POTW: THE WHOLE DAMN TEAM - UP YER' Alley - INDY #1
Indy #1
The Big Turkey thinks he got more than he bargained for Week 1 of the newly minted Fall Thursday league. Here are a few of the highlights.

1. In case you missed it we were giving away free t-shirts. We all know at least one certain folicly-endowed gentleman was so excited he decided to turn lane 44 into a dressing room.

2. No less than 6 Vodka Sobes were consumed and left bowlers wondeing if it was them or they alley that was jittery.

3. About 40 people ventured to the bar after bowling to continue the "friendly" discourse on which team have the best odd on winning this season.

4. Indy #1 aka "Up Yer' Alley" had the best team score of the night behind a 203 and 192 from Brian and Jay in their second game.

Cheers all - let's hope week 2 gets even nuttier.

xXx THE BIG TURKEY xXx

  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, September 28

POTW: Ginger
Jimmy Chitwood
Jimmy Chitwood needed all 192 of Ginger's points in the first game to eek out a 547 to 547 tie. The Big Turkey did drink a bit last night, but as he recalls, Ginger had something like 900 spares and strikes in a row. We have to check the record books, but I'm pretty sure this is a new record. Guess that's just how Ginger rolls.

xXx The Big Turkey xXx
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 12

POTW: Jenny Sullivan
EPD - 'Erectile Pin Dysfunction"
We've never seen anyone handle ballz like this one -- her ability to stroke 'em while striken 'em just puts all the rest to shame. Just call her the new Storm 'n the Balls. Seriously, call her that. See how it goes.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 19

POTW: Rachel Ruger
Grillo's Gutter Trash
When Rachel showed up as a blood-covered "Carrie", we were a tad worried about a remake of the Sissy Spacek classic. Alas, no such incident occurred -- only bowling. Great work Rachel, we can't wait to see what the next theme night scares up from you...
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, October 26

PLAYOFFS
Playoff Schedule is Set!
4 teams play for the Championship. All Teams Bowl.
Top 4 Teams.

1 Indy#1 v 4 Ballsacs
2 Sucmabowls v 3 Sweet Sweet China



POTW: Brian Waldau
Up Yer' Alley - Indy #1
What can you say besides Brian being the best player on the best team in all of Underdog land? This kid throws 205's like the Blazers throw airballs. That would be often. Heck, he doesn't stop at 205 his score in the first game was well beyond... so far beyond we'll just call it 'sick' how good he is.

xXx The Big Turkey xXx
  7:00 PM
Lanes 37 and 38
Lanes 39 and 40
Lanes 41 and 42
Lanes 43 and 44
Lanes 45 and 46
Lanes 47 and 48

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)