Sunday bowlers were finally able to finish off a great season after a long winter wait. Well rested and ready to bowl, Rollin' Heads battled Bowl Till You Bleed on the often perilous (ball stealing) lanes 3 and 4. Both teams were ready for war in the ugliest sweaters known to man. As each spare and strike was marked, Rollin' Heads cheered with the usual knee-knee clap-clap, but for this special day they utilized the power of Christmas and called upon Santa Himself with a loud "ho-ho-ho!" This clearly threw off the already past christmas cheer Bowl Till You Bleed. Rollin' Heads came out the end of their first game with a commanding lead. Just beside them in lanes 5 and 6, We Hate People brought the hate to Holy Rollers. WHP remained unfazed by the disgusting sweaters (one far too tight) of the Holy Rollers. They claim not to have heard the cheers of Holy Roller friends, family, and fans with each mark. They kept their heads down and bowled another great game to move them on to the championship round.
All around them, the battle for no-tap coupon raged. Turd Furgeson quickly accumulated a handful of no-tap coupons and looked as if they had already started a long roll of no-tap genius. At about frame seven, Lickety Splits began building their own pile. By game two it looked like the no-tap would be up in the air between these two teams.
We Hate People picked up their pace in the second game against Rollin' Heads. They continued to stone face through the cheers of their opponents, the jeers of onlookers, the holiday sweaters, the lights, the frames, the supervisor, the... well, they blocked out the world. There was only We Hate People, their balls, and their pins. Rollin' Heads did their best, they cheered as hard as they could. The "strike" and "spare" poses at the line became more pronounced and enthusiastic. Even Bowl Till You Bleed came for visits to the Rollin' Heads lane to cheer with them.
In the no-tap race, Thunder Balls suddenly became contenders with their Big No-Tap Turkey and Turd Furgeson started picking up their nine game. LIttle did they know, way over on lane 8, Lickety Splits were really picking them up next to an unfortunately cape-less Lois Lanes. Without their capes, they were unable to confidently take control of the game.
The Holy Rollers ended the game just ahead of Bowl Till You Bleed, taking third place.
We Hate People took the big win and all the Mississippi Pizza you could ask for. Fifty bucks worth.
Lickety Splits take the no-tap and almost get the Spirit Award. They would've goteen it too, if it weren't for those pesky Rollin' Heads. Their cheers throughout the season made every week fun and exciting.
Until next season, friends! Congratulations WE HATE PEOPLE!!!
| Team | Wins | Losses | Draws |
Ranking Points |
Points Allowed |
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| 1 | The Holy Rollers | 5 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 6 | ||
| 2 | We Hate People | 5 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 7 | ||
| 3 | Bowl Till You BLEED | 5 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 8 | ||
| 4 | Rollin' Heads | 4 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 12 | ||
| 5 | The Lickety Splits | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 13 | ||
| 6 | Lois Lanes- Indy #1 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 17 | ||
| 7 | turd fergeson | 2 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 17 | ||
| 8 | Thunder Balls | 1 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 20 | ||
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