Fall Co-ed Dodgeball Thursdays at Friendly House

Let me tell you, friends. This man's got it all. Large, quick, flexible and can go from standing to flat on his belly in no more than .1 second. He was all over that court, making OUTs here, there and everywhere all while dodging bullets from mid-court with effortless grace. It was a sight to behold and all onlookers stood with open mouths and eyes wide. Friggin' amazing!

Trevor Brown was ridiculous tonight. Trevor was the last man standing, up against six strong Artful Dodgers, but did that stop him? No it did not. He fired off two quick balls taking down two of his opponents at the ankles. Then when he had nothing to hide behind and it looked like his time was up, he caught a fireball of a throw to knock out one more of his foe. With a teammate now in the game you would think that he would relax and strategize but he was in a zone. With his eyes glazed over in the heat of dodgeball battle he proceeded to take down the last three Artful Dodgers one by one. It was the most amazing last stand I've ever seen. Where were the cameras when we needed them? Epic!

Alayna Vincent played one outstanding game of dodgeball Thursday evening after being on bed rest for 48 hours. Her teammates agreed this strain of flu was meaner than the current H1N1 'swine flu' going around. After suffering two days she managed to play as the last woman standing on two occasions and becoming victorious both games while leading her team to a commanding victory over Dodgy Style.