Bowling Schedule

Spring Co-Ed Thursday Big Turkey Bowling #2 at Hollywood 7p

Thursday, April 28

POTW: Sarah Pawlowski
POTW: Sarah Pawlowski
The Black Outs
It might have been difficult to hear it over Schweatty Ball's screaming, but there was celebrating on The Black Outs' lane tonight. Sarah bowled her personal record of a 103. But the best part, it's the first time since she started bowling with her team a couple leagues ago that her score has counted! And her team couldn't have been more proud of her.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  3 Hole Patrol [0]
vs
  That's what she said! [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  The Black Outs [4]
vs
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [4]
vs
  Schweaty Balls [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 5

POTW: Alan Pawlowski
POTW: Alan Pawlowski
The Black Outs
I gotta give it to a player on the Black Outs again. It was most impressive seeing Alan bowl under a tower of big hats. Back strait, follow through, and... you'll get some pins next time. They did roll their way to 3 points today in impressive fashion.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  The Black Outs [3]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [4]
vs
  That's what she said! [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Schweaty Balls [0]
vs
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [4]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 12

POTW: Jeffrey Noffsinger
POTW: Jeffrey Noffsinger
The White Russians-Indy #1
The White Russians pulled out their own theme this week, playing off their team's name. They drank White Russians and wore robes -- large, thick, heavy robes. Jeffrey bowled and sweated in his longer than his teammates could, longer than he could, and then some. I can't say it help his game, but he probably sweated off a couple pounds; getting fitter for next week.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  The Black Outs [3]
vs
  That's what she said! [1]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  3 Hole Patrol [4]
vs
  Schweaty Balls [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [4]
vs
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 19

POTW: Alan Pawlowski
POTW: Alan Pawlowski
The Black Outs
There were some great, great tuxes and dusted off dresses tonight at Prom Night. But perhaps the best dress was worn by Alan. It wasn't able to zip and was barely clasped on, but the disheveled blonde wig, nose ring, back tat, and beard couldn't help but make me feel this is what Courtney Love looked like at her prom. Keep it up Black Outs.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  Schweaty Balls [0]
vs
  That's what she said! [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [4]
vs
  The Black Outs [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [3]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [1]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, May 26

POTW: Ivan Cronick
POTW: Ivan Cronick
Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China
Ivan's one monster hand of triple kings along with his two pair won the evening's pot to leave everyone else on Stick Your Erectile...well EPD for short...waiting for revenge next week! Yes, we are in a bowling league but who says you can't play poker at the same time? With every closed frame a bowler would receive a card. At the end of each game of bowling the players would all see who had the best poker hand and they'd start all over the next bowling game. Adding to the already exciting game of bowling fills the "Dysfunction" in EPD I guess.
  7:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [4]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  The Black Outs [4]
vs
  Schweaty Balls [0]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  That's what she said! [4]
vs
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Thursday, June 2

PLAYOFFS
Top 4 Teams Advance
ALL TEAMS BOWL!
League Ranking:

1. Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China
2. The Black Outs
3. That's What She Said!
4. The White Russians
5. 3 Hole Patrol
6. Schweaty Balls

Tiebreakers:
* Head to Head
** Record against common opponents
*** Points allowed against common opponents
**** Total points allowed
***** Coin Toss
POTW: Kyle Cooke
POTW: Kyle Cooke
That's what she said!
Going for a perfect game after seven strikes in seven frames, Kyle stepped up to the lanes. With a good-looking bowl it looked like he'd be just two frames away from getting that highly elusive 300! Unfortunately the lanes had a different outcome in mind but Kyle managed to pick up the spare anyway. Kyle kept his composure and picked up a strike in the 9th and two more in the 10th frame for a huge 274! Well, only a capped-out 205 but we don't need to say anything about that now do we?
  7:00 PM 8:00 PM
Lanes 43 and 44
  Schweaty Balls [0]
vs
  3 Hole Patrol [4]
Game Recap
Lanes 45 and 46
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [3]
vs
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [0]
Game Recap
  Stick Your Erectile Pin Dysfunction in my Sweet Sweet China [0]
vs
  That's what she said! [3]
Game Recap
Lanes 47 and 48
  That's what she said! [3]
vs
  The Black Outs [0]
Game Recap
  The White Russians-Indy #1 [3]
vs
  The Black Outs [0]
Game Recap

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)