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Summer Midcore Co-Ed Kickball at Unthank Park Sundays

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Sunday, June 17

 
Crystal Cunningham
Crystal Cunningham
MOTHER'S MILK
Managing her first ever game as captain of her team, Crystal did a marvelous job getting players to the right positions, making sure the gender ration was upheld in the line up and keeping her team loose and ready to go. As captain of the Mother's Milk ship, she inspired her team to a big 7-1 win.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Blue Balls [5]
vs
 
  Manifest Destiny [2]
POTG: Megan D
12:00 PM
 
  Bar Room Heroes [7]
vs
 
  Gang Green [1]
POTG: Todd W
1:00 PM
POTG: Sarah B
2:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [3]
vs
 
  Your Mom [8]
POTG: Your Dad - Happy Father's Day!!!!
3:00 PM
POTG: All The Fathers - Happy Father's Day!!!!!
4:00 PM
 
  Shaggin Balls [8]
vs
 
  Freeballers [15]
POTG: John Ingram - Home Run!
5:00 PM
POTG: Kathleen B
6:00 PM
 
  MOTHER'S MILK [7]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [1]
POTG: Bill B
7:00 PM
POTG: Julianne C

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 1

Drank Epidemic forfeited to Freeballers.
 
Tom "MF" Holiday baller!
Tom "MF" Holiday baller!
Gang Green
On a very wet field up against a very tough Orange-a-tang team; Tom "MF" Holiday brought his big boy kicking shoe.

With Orange-a-tang leading the whole game going into the 7th inning, Tom kicked a 3 run home run that tied the game and sent it into an extra inning where Gang Green pulled out a huge early season win! An amazing kick in a very timely part of the game.

Great job!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Mary T
12:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [5]
vs
 
  MOTHER'S MILK [11]
POTG: Kaely V
1:00 PM
 
  We Got the Runs [11]
vs
 
  Your Mom [13]
POTG: Allen M
2:00 PM
POTG: Mike M
3:00 PM
POTG: Michelle R
4:00 PM
POTG: Everyone in purple except GARVER! - TEAMS SPIRIT!!!!
5:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [9]
vs
 
  Gang Green [10]
POTG: Tom H
6:00 PM
 
  Red Ball n Vodka [15]
vs
 
  Shaggin Balls [10]
POTG: Ron E

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 8

 
Dave Austin
Dave Austin
Blue Balls
On the hottest day of the year Dave brought what everyone was hoping would show up. A water park! Well more specifically a slip and slide.

With the slide set up in deep right field everyone was having a great day running and sliding on the slide to keep cool! Slip in slides go hand in hand with kick ball and for that we thank you Dave!

What is on tap next week's heat?
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Kory J
12:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [8]
vs
 
  Freeballers [2]
POTG: Ian T
1:00 PM
POTG: Butchered Baby - Way to hang in there!
2:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [4]
vs
 
  Rainbow Warriors [1]
POTG: Kendra Williams & Drea Cooper - Awesome Sweetness at Catcher!
3:00 PM
POTG: Timothy R
4:00 PM
POTG: Tracy Smith - Occupy the bases!
5:00 PM
POTG: Noah P
6:00 PM
POTG: allen & Dana - Great sportsmanship. Can you hear the sarcasm?
7:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [1]
vs
 
  Orange-a-tang [3]
POTG: Auna - Great kicking and never giving up! Passion pays off!

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 15

Play with Auer Balls forfeited to Bar Room Heroes.
 
Allen Matasy
Allen Matasy
Your Mom
Allen pulled double duty today. For starters, he played for his home team - Your Mom - leading them to a big win...he then stuck around and gave a helping hand to the Freeballers...and boy was it a helping hand. Allen's two run double in the 7th brought the Freeballers from the brink of defeat to the sweet succulent land of victory. Great job Allen!

-Honorable mention goes out to whomever it was that pitched in the first game of the day during the forfeit for fun game. Rumor has it, he was on fire - throwing two no hitters and providing sparkling defense. Not bad to look at either...i.e...one handsome dude!!!
 
Field 1
12:00 PM
POTG: Todd-Bar-Room-Runs - MERMAID KICK!
1:00 PM
POTG: Pat Dwyer - Bounce Catch
2:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [8]
vs
 
  Manifest Destiny [3]
POTG: Faith Ewing - First of Many
3:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [3]
vs
 
  Shaggin Balls [4]
POTG: Jamie B
4:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [10]
vs
 
  Gang Green [1]
POTG: Drea C
5:00 PM
POTG: Haley and Jerrod - Enjoy the Honeymoon!
6:00 PM
POTG: Alex Hart - Outfield Extrordinaire
7:00 PM
POTG: Kayla Y

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 22

Park Block Butchers forfeited to Shaggin Balls.
 
Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson
Bar Room Heroes
Brandon played valiantly and was a source of inspiration for his team...but that's not why he's our player of the week.

So, there was a friendly bet between Mother's Milk and Bar Room Heroes where the loser would have to drink...well...a jar of...well...mother's milk...ahem. This was a really amazing game - taking 8 innings to decide. Brandon, not being one to back down from a bet, took the milk in stride and should be a better - if not healthier player for it. Great Job?
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Freeballers [7]
vs
 
  Rainbow Warriors [14]
POTG: Jacklynn P
12:00 PM
 
  Gang Green [13]
vs
 
  Manifest Destiny [3]
POTG: The Holidays - Newly Weds as of Friday!
1:00 PM
POTG: Blair B
3:00 PM
POTG: Amanda T
4:00 PM
POTG: Pat Dwyer - You are the Wind Beneath Our Wings!
5:00 PM
POTG: Kari K
6:00 PM
 
  Blue Balls [7]
vs
 
  Step Daddies [1]
POTG: Michelle Breen - Filing In!
7:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [4]
vs
 
  Clockwork Orange [6]
POTG: Zach Y

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 29

Park Block Butchers forfeited to Gang Green.
 
Allen Matasy
Allen Matasy
Don't be a stranger!
In my year plus umpiring in Underdog I feel like have really grown as a kickball umpire due to Allen's heckling, cheering and now his friendship! He plays hard no matter what the score or what team he is subbing in on. He just loves to play and people love to have him around.

It is very sad that this was his last game in Portland as he is moving to Yakima but please don't be a stranger and come and fill in when you can. We will all miss you very much.

We are all saying good bye but giving it nasty to you. Allen your play and friendship will be missed!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
 
  Blue Balls [6]
vs
 
  Your Mom [2]
POTG: Jennifer S - Kentucky has amazing fingertip grip!
12:00 PM
POTG: Vibol Bou - Heckler Extraordinaire!
2:00 PM
 
  MOTHER'S MILK [10]
vs
 
  Freeballers [6]
POTG: Brandon Pety - Recording 5 outs out of 6 in one inning!
3:00 PM
POTG: Timothy R
4:00 PM
POTG: The Ladies - Getting out of the kitchen and showing the guys how its done!
5:00 PM
POTG: Brad B
6:00 PM
POTG: The Traylors! Teamwork makes the dream work!
7:00 PM
POTG: Mary T

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, August 5

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 8/5 and 8/12
Top 16 Teams Advance
League Ranking:
1. Barroom Heroes*****
2. Blue Balls****
3. Sexually Vague****
4. We Got the Runs***
5. Mother's Milk
6. Clockwork Orage*****
7. Your Mom***
8. Gang Green
9. Step Daddies***
10. Freeballers
11. Shaggin Balls
12. Rainbow Warriors**
13. Red Ball N Vodka
14. Manifest Destiny
15. Orange-a-tang
16. Play with Auer Balls***

Tiebreakers:
* Head to Head
** Record against common opponents
*** Runs allowed against common opponents
**** Total runs allowed
***** Coin Flip
 
Sophia Stalliviere
Sophia Stalliviere
Your Mom doesn't want you to wear those again!
Leave it to Unthank to have a bet to be paid in skinny jeans. Yes, I said skinny jean. Now the honor of wearing those skinny jeans was none other than everyone's favorite "yeah buddy" Sophia!

She rocked those skinny jean like a true Justin Bieber believer! She even played the hot corner of third base and did actually have a couple of decent kicks but the running was a great laugh to see the legs in full force running to first base.

Hey Sophia you want to make another bet and the loser has to wear body suit during a game? Great sport and great game!
 
Field 1
12:00 PM
POTG: Peter M
1:00 PM
POTG: Adam P
2:00 PM
POTG: Adam H
3:00 PM
POTG: Chris V
4:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [7]
vs
 
  Gang Green [2]
POTG: Peanut Gallery - Annoying!
5:00 PM
 
  Freeballers [5]
vs
 
  Your Mom [7]
POTG: Brian C
6:00 PM
POTG: Team - Teamwork makes the dream work! Great effort!
7:00 PM
 
  Orange-a-tang [0]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [1]
POTG: Drea C

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, August 12

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
 
Drea  Cooper
Drea Cooper
Blue Balls
Drea was a beast on the kickball field today! She was kicking perfect bunts down the third baseline AKA "Unthank Lane" - perfect to the point that she rolled three straight over the bag as the defense begged them to go foul. On defense she was like 007 of kickball pegging out anyone in her vicinity. She made plays all day and helped her team to another championship at Unthank park.
 
Field 1
12:00 PM
POTG: Kyle S
1:00 PM
POTG: Amiee M
2:00 PM
POTG: James C
3:00 PM
 
  Your Mom [2]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [14]
POTG: Carolyn R. - Playing with bad leg
4:00 PM
 
  Step Daddies [7]
vs
 
  MOTHER'S MILK [8]
POTG: Brandon P
5:00 PM
 
  Sexually Vague [0]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [5]
POTG: Tarah H
6:00 PM
 
  MOTHER'S MILK [4]
vs
 
  Blue Balls [5]
POTG: Brain S. - Big kicks

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)