Futsal Schedule

Winter Co-Ed Futsal at SE PDX Courts Wednesdays

Wednesday, February 6

 
Underdog Play
Underdog Play
Strategic Disguise
Team Bazi FC came in to play some Futsal with the right Underdog attitude. They wanted to win, but above all they wanted to have fun.
Bazi FC came in prepared for the season opener as they all came in dressed in disguise. Some players came in straw hats while others came in sporting a glasses and long nose with a mustache outfit. This immediately got great laughs from other players as well as good times.
Maybe this was used as strategy to throw off the other team during play as they won both their matches. Any way you put it Team Bazi FC came out with the right spirit and for that we give them the Team of the Week Award. Congratulations and keep up the fun times!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [0]
vs
 
  Holy Goalers [1]
POTG: Tony G
POTG: Team: Precission passing
7:00 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [3]
vs
 
  Sweep the Leg [0]
POTG: Ellen M
POTG: Sally C
7:30 PM
POTG: Nicole B
 
  Foot Clan [2]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [2]
POTG: Anna Sky: Nice shootin'
8:00 PM
POTG: Anna S
POTG: Eric Vanderbles: Keepin' a workout
8:30 PM
POTG: Melanie H
POTG: The ladies of Foot Clan for copping a feel

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 13

 
Tip Our Hats Off
Tip Our Hats Off
Example
The Holy Goalers take the court led by their fearless leader, Sally Conelly. Don't let her stature fool you. The best things come in small packages and she shows it on the court when she plays.
Sally sets the tempo for her team when they play the beloved sport of futsal. Off the court she is all smiles and on the court she is the exact same, but with precise skills.
Her attitude has rubbed off on her team as they are all about smiles and good times no matter who they are playing. If the team is down on the score, the entire team shouts out to pick up their spirits. If the team is up on the score, they shout out the same.
Sally has done a great job as the team's leader as she has set a great example for all to follow. Whether she is playing Underdog Futsal or just talking to people and being herself, you can't help to smile because of her great vibe. We tip our hat off to Sally Conelly from The Holy Goalers as she is the Player of the Week. Congratulations!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
 
  Threesomes [4]
vs
 
  Sweep the Leg [0]
POTG: Tristan M
POTG: Anna S
7:00 PM
POTG: Britt Demers: Intensity with a smile
 
  Never Nudes [3]
vs
 
  Threesomes [2]
POTG: Michael L
7:30 PM
POTG: bridget d
POTG: Alex M
8:00 PM
POTG: Ellen Bernstein: She scores high while keeping it low
POTG: Sally C
8:30 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [1]
vs
 
  One Futsal We Need [3]
POTG: Jessica Abad: Bringing the leg at the keeper
 
  Foot Clan [4]
vs
 
  Holy Goalers [4]
POTG: Ian W

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 20

 
Jalapeno Popper
Jalapeno Popper
He is on firrrreeee!
Here at Underdog we like style. A good outfit goes a long way (and in some leagues can win you some sweet prizes). Jon was en fuego from the second he slipped his socks on and headed out to The Courts.

With comments coming from the sidelines all night on his hot apparel it was clear Jon was going to have a big night and boy was it a caliente one. Two goals to help his team to victory and a fighting spirit that had him commanding his team with good directions and an upbeat attitude. He truly embodied the little peppers that adorned his socks. His play was spicy and his leadership was bold.

We appreciate Jon very much for sharing his jalapeno socks with us and we certainly hope he keeps that fun and fiery theme going throughout the rest of the Underdog Futsal season! You are officially now our own little jalapeno popper!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
 
  Never Nudes [4]
vs
 
  Holy Goalers [3]
POTG: The Bench - Cheering and chanting until the very end
7:00 PM
POTG: John V
POTG: Nikhil K
7:30 PM
POTG: Sally C
POTG: Alex - Talkative keeper
8:00 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [3]
vs
 
  Threesomes [2]
POTG: Jon D
 
  Foot Clan [6]
vs
 
  Sweep the Leg [2]
POTG: andrea m
8:30 PM
POTG: Neal - Very understanding with the ref
POTG: Kate - Great shooting, good passing

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, February 27

 
Polite Person in Purple Pants
Polite Person in Purple Pants
A short(s) story
Not many people are going to get points for disrobing in this league and for that matter in any league. Honestly, we highly encourage our players not to do this, but this was a different case.

Halfway through the first half of the game against Foot Clan Bridget noticed something funny. She kept getting the ball. Great pass after great pass continued to be serviced her way, setting up her teams attack. Then she looked down.

Purple pants. Yup it was the pants. In costume, Seven Deadly Shins did not really have a color this week but Foot Clan were wearing their classic purple. Well, so was Bridget, at least her pants were purple. After realizing the cause of her great fortune Bridget did something that epitomizes Underdog Sports (and no that was not taking her clothes off, come on guys), she politely did what was best for the game. And yes okay fine, she did take her pants off, but more importantly Bridget threw away her advantage and stuck to just her soccer shorts, making it much easier for Foot Clan to tell where their own players were, creating a much more fair and equal match, with a lot less confusion for them and us (the three blind refs).

Thank you Bridget, not for dropping trow, but for playing fair and being the polite person in purple pants! You amethyst! (Get it cause it should be You Rock, but I said a purple rock to go with the purple theme! Ha!)

 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
 
  Threesomes [2]
vs
 
  Foot Clan [0]
POTG: Anne - Great O, Great D
 
  Holy Goalers [3]
vs
 
  Sweep the Leg [1]
POTG: Monica S
7:00 PM
 
  Threesomes [2]
vs
 
  Holy Goalers [4]
POTG: Yukio M
POTG: bridget d
7:30 PM
POTG: Sasha - Great balance
POTG: Vivian L - Knee 1, Bionic Knee 0
8:00 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [0]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [1]
POTG: Eric T
8:30 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [0]
vs
 
  the double rainbows [5]
POTG: Britt D - Spunky monkey who is always in the play
POTG: Aria J - Free kick master

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 6

 
Kirsten W for the W
Kirsten W for the W
She puts friend in R.E.F.
We as refs sometimes like to think of our occupation as an acronym. R.E.F... Rarely encounters friends. And yes okay maybe we bring some of it on ourselves with the terrible calls, I mean really come on. Right!?

Well, here at Underdog Futsal, we have found that rare friend. When the referee stops the game many times it is met with groans and stink eyes. To stop the match and ruin the momentum can truly be a cardinal sin, however Kirsten found something special in the moment. It was a chance to learn and watch the league grow.

A simple 50/50 ball led to a bit of a scrum and a concerned referee stopped the match. There was no foul but a lesson could be learned. As most players tapped their feet impatiently waiting for the game to get going again, Kirsten listened.

It was what happened after that encapsulated why we as referees (and we certainly hope as players) love Underdog Futsal. Running to the sideline once the speech was over, Kirsten approached the ref with her hand raised. No, not for the slap you all want to give us, but for something you will rarely see in competitive sports - she high-fived the ref. It was in that moment that that we have decided to change it up a little. R.E.F... Really enjoys friends. Thanks Kirsten!

Note: To those of you in the league that consider us in red to be friends, trust us, we feel the same way about you. We enjoy all of you!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
POTG: Derryck R - Pass perfect
POTG: Nicole B
7:00 PM
POTG: Megan E
POTG: Bob H
7:30 PM
POTG: Ellen B - Workin that ball
POTG: Victory L - Last line, poke machine
8:00 PM
 
  Sweep the Leg [1]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [2]
POTG: Jodie J
 
  Bazi Fc [1]
vs
 
  Foot Clan [5]
POTG: Kirsten W - Loving the learning
8:30 PM
 
  Never Nudes [4]
vs
 
  Foot Clan [2]
POTG: John V
 
  Sweep the Leg [2]
vs
 
  Bazi Fc [1]
POTG: Alia A

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 13

 
DWTS Chooses TSDS Player!
DWTS Chooses TSDS Player!
Jose to take his dancing from court to stage
BREAKING NEWS: Yes, we thought we already saw the cast of Dancing With the Stars announced, but there has been a new late late addition and it is straight out of the Underdog Futsal League!

After his performance last night on the court, Jose Gutierrez, has been chosen for the show. We have known about his skills since week one but we are very happy that millions of viewers will now be graced with his fancy feet.

Don't let the knee brace and funny costume fool you, this guy can dance his way through defenders with ease. The ball and futsal court are his medium and his feet are the artists. Watch next time, because it is truly a beautiful picture they paint each match.

Rumor is the coaches at the show are already thrilled about his talent. It will just be a matter of taking the ball out the equation but we have faith that no matter what the outcome on the show Jose will always catch our eyes with his fantastic footwork here at The Courts!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
POTG: Anne G
 
  Sweep the Leg [2]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [5]
POTG: Angie D
7:00 PM
 
  Threesomes [3]
vs
 
  Holy Goalers [1]
POTG: Ro P
POTG: Alexis M
7:30 PM
POTG: Yelena P - Shy side kick, but great pass
POTG: Jodie J
8:00 PM
POTG: Ata S - No look restart
 
  Holy Goalers [2]
vs
 
  Bazi Fc [0]
POTG: Mason W
8:30 PM
 
  One Futsal We Need [3]
vs
 
  Bazi Fc [1]
POTG: Ellen P - The good wife

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 20

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Playoffs on 3/20 and 3/27
ALL Teams Advance
League Ranking
1. The Seven Deadly Shins
2. The Double Rainbows
3. Never Nudes
4. Foot Clan
5. One Futsal We Need*
6. Holy Goalers
7. Threesomes
8. make it rain on them goals
9. Sweep the Leg
10. Bazi Fc

Tiebreakers:
*Head to Head
**Record against common opponents
***Points allowed by common opponents
****Total points allowed
*****Coin flip
 
Never Nudes
Never Nudes
Fo' Eva!
We here at Underdog have been tagged. Officials came home Wednesday night to find their reports had been vandalized and the search was narrowed down pretty quickly due to the content. On one of the scoring sheets, in the top right corner someone decided to write, "Never Nudes fo' Eva" and also included a very real to life sketch of a soccer ball (in actuality it looks more like a lopsided flotation device). Given this information we will be calling in all players from the Never Nudes squad for handwriting samples.

But really, who dun it? Because, one, obviously the above statement is a joke, we don't care, and two, we love it. This is what makes our league fun. On a playoff night when the heat of competition could have been the highlight, instead we have the shenanigans from the Nudes going on... The Seven Deadly Shins showing up in costumes with music... Foot Clan stomping the floor in traditional fashion before the match... and so much more.

This is what makes our league great. So thank you to whoever decided to grab the pen and scribble down the note and we agree here, we hope the Never Nudes do last fo' eva! Here is to all of the Underdog squads that make this league fun!
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
POTG: Victory - Great Game!
POTG: Mike B
7:00 PM
 
  Holy Goalers [5]
vs
 
  Never Nudes [2]
POTG: Matthew E
7:30 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [5]
vs
 
  Threesomes [2]
POTG: Nando M
Open for Pickup Games!
8:00 PM
 
  Bazi Fc [0]
vs
 
  the double rainbows [2]
POTG: Karen T

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Wednesday, March 27

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
 
Court 1
Court 2
6:30 PM
Open for Pickup Games
Open for Pickup Games
8:00 PM
POTG: Chance - Fastest conversion ever (1:30 = 90 sec)
8:30 PM
POTG: Ro P
9:00 PM
POTG: Eric - Puts the E's in TrEmEndous Effort.

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)