Kickball Schedule

Summer Softcore Co-Ed Kickball at Col. Summers/Sewallcrest Park Sundays

Sunday, June 9

6/9 - 6/30 Col. Summers Park 7/14 - 8/4 Sewallcrest Park
 
Canada?
Canada?
They've long exhibited the kind of general wackiness that truly defines the spirit of Underdog, but as of late, wins have been hard to come by for Canada?. Opening day at Col.Summers/Sewallcrest was a different story though. After laboring through the first few innings, Canada? turned on the jets, using some aggressive baserunning and some heady defense to pull ahead and start the new season undefeated. Keep it up, eh?
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: emily f
12:00 PM
POTG: Regina - line drive catch at 3rd
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
3:00 PM
POTG: Tamara H
4:00 PM
5:00 PM
 
  Hot Mess [8]
vs
 
  Canada? [11]
POTG: Gabe M
6:00 PM
7:00 PM
POTG: Cassie S

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 16

 
The Nevernudes
The Nevernudes
Resilience is a word not often used in kickball, but The Nevernudes brought their resiliency Sunday at Col. Summers. After jumping out to a big lead on Canada?, The Nevernudes absorbed a ferocious comeback from the Big Lebowski dressed Canada? and used some aggressive baserunning and some pinpoint kick accuracy to stay undefeated. Tobias Funke would be proud of your jean shorts guys!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
1:00 PM
POTG: Nichole B
2:00 PM
 
  Gang Green [5]
vs
 
  Schweddy Balls [2]
POTG: Jared Tracy - Big Kicks
3:00 PM
4:00 PM
POTG: Pam L
5:00 PM
POTG: Jen G
6:00 PM
 
  The Nevernudes [23]
vs
 
  Canada? [14]
POTG: Nicole P
7:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 23

Double Headers
Spaceballs 11: Keep Kicking A$$holes
Byes
Ballistic 103
 
Canada?
Canada?
We usually like to spread the love...
But it's really hard not to recognize the best costumes of the season (so far). Canada? came dressed in full force today. Colonel Summers was graced with mermaids, fairies, princesses and Disney characters galore. Snow white pitched a complete game and two versions of Jasmine (Aladdin) frolicked throughout the field - this may have been the norm had each of these characters not been guys. Softcore is going to need to step up their game if they're going to compete with these amazingly dressed kickers!
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
 
  Canada? [20]
vs
 
  Schweddy Balls [12]
POTG: Dan E
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
POTG: Nate Happel - He was simply FANfreakingTASTIC!
3:00 PM
4:00 PM
POTG: Elizabeth E
5:00 PM
POTG: Mike Driscol - First game ever and he was a SUPERSTAR!
6:00 PM
7:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, June 30

 
Mariko Yoshiwara
Mariko Yoshiwara
She's going down 1st
Mariko is one of those players that sometimes forgets to show how much fun she's having because she's so into the heat of the moment. This week however, Mariko brought the smiles. And not just any smiles, we're talking full on, infectious, ear to ear smiles. Whatever it was that made you so happy, thank you Mariko for making it fun for what turned out to be the game of the week.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Jeff M. - Face Catch
12:00 PM
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
3:00 PM
 
  Wasted Talent [0]
vs
 
  Gang Green [15]
POTG: Holly W
4:00 PM
POTG: Cassie F
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
7:00 PM
POTG: Mariko Y

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 14

 
Elizabeth "boom boom" Ebensteiner
Elizabeth "boom boom" Ebensteiner
Queen of the bunts.
OK, we all know no Munts (man bunts) ever. You woman types get to do them. Some of you are ok, some of you are pretty good and then we have Elizabeth "Boom Boom" Ebensteiner.

This lady is ridiculous. You know she is gonna do it just by the way she stands right on the plate. You know she's right footed cause she kicks that way every time. And you know where it's going.....AND SHE STILL SMOKES THE OTHER TEAM EVERY TIME!

You can't prepare for this woman. She will burn you every time and let you watch her dust as she crosses first. She should be teaching classes on bunting. Eventually the catchers out of sheer exhaustion just give up and let her have knowing their mortal efforts are futile against her machine like abilities.

We love ya Elizabeth. You're a great sport, hell of a player and a great example of the kind of person we want representing underdog. Congrats. And take it easy on these boyz, we have fragile egos.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
POTG: Matt Schott " 3 homers"
12:00 PM
 
  Schweddy Balls [10]
vs
 
  The Nevernudes [17]
POTG: Jeff M
1:00 PM
POTG: Kelly R
2:00 PM
POTG: Mike R
3:00 PM
POTG: emily f
4:00 PM
POTG: Tamara H
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
7:00 PM
POTG: Elizabeth E

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 21

 
Wasted Talent
Wasted Talent
Wasted Canada?
By now, we all know of the kids from Canada? and their creative exploits. Wasted Talent begged for practically 3 years to get this game on the schedule, and voila! when it happened it was magic... on so many levels.

Beginning the game in full Canada gear (Canadian tuxedos, flannel hats, maple leafs everywhere), Wasted Talent led us in a rousing rendition of the Canadian National Anthem, and then proceeded to set a new Underdog record by giving up over 100+ runs this season. Most teams would be sad about this, but the kids from Wasted Talent (or Wasted Canada on this day) were over the moon.

Underdog Kickball isn't about winning or losing, it's about gathering with your friends and having a good time. No one did this better today than Wasted Talent.
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
1:00 PM
POTG: Mariko Y
2:00 PM
POTG: Cassie F
3:00 PM
POTG: Punzella - Great Energy
4:00 PM
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
 
  Canada? [27]
vs
 
  Wasted Talent [7]
POTG: Riley M
7:00 PM
POTG: jen w

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, July 28

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
Kicking Balls and Packing Boxes forfeited to The Nevernudes.
Playoff Seedings
1. The Ball Kickers****
2. Gang Green****
3. The Nevernudes
4. She's going down 1st
5. we score on the weekends****
6. Best Little Scorehouse in PDX****
7. Canada?
8. Dont suck just run***
9. Spaceballs 11: Keep Kicking A$$holes
10. Hot Mess
11. The Final Countdown*****
12. Knickerbocker Kickerbockers**
13. Ballistic 103
14. Kicking Balls and Packing Boxes
15. Drunk Again & Looking to Score****
16. Schweddy Balls***
17. 2 Legit 2 Kick - (Indy #47)
18. Wasted Talent


* Statdog Points
** Head to Head
*** Record Against Common Opponents
**** Points Against versus Common Opponents
***** Total Runs against
***** Coin Flip
 
Drunk Again & Looking to Score
Drunk Again & Looking to Score
After winning their first round game on Sunday, Drunk Again and Looking to Score were matched up with the #2 seeded Gang Green. Not an enviable task, but Drunk Again jumped out to a 1-0 lead and put together one of the most complete defensive games of the season, carrying that lead into the bottom of 7. As Gang Green mounted their comeback, tying the game at 1, a short blooper into RF looked like the game winner... until Drunk Again made the play of the day and threw "JoMo" out at first, causing the force and negating the run! Amazing team effort from Drunk Again!
 
Field 1
10:00 AM
POTG: Joseph D
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
POTG: Elizabeth E
1:00 PM
 
  Hot Mess [6]
vs
 
  Canada? [5]
POTG: LeAnn Hansen - Amazing Catch at Short.
2:00 PM
POTG: Larissa K
3:00 PM
POTG: Melissa B
4:00 PM
5:00 PM
6:00 PM
7:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)

Sunday, August 4

PLAYOFFS View Bracket
 
Field 1
11:00 AM
12:00 PM
 
  Hot Mess [8]
vs
 
  Gang Green [9]
POTG: David C
1:00 PM
2:00 PM
POTG: Shawna F
3:00 PM
POTG: Andre B
4:00 PM
5:00 PM

Visitor (first team) vs Home (second team)