Winter Co-ed Kickball at Portland State Sunday

After a season off, and some time before Winter starts, there is often some rust that needs to be worked off of even the most veteran kickballers and although we saw some rust on opening day at PSU, JD Rogers brought his A game when it counted in the Bottom of the 7th during She's Going Down 1st's midcore division win over Kickball Whores United. With two outs and runners on base, a shallow fly was kicked out JD's direction and throwing turf burns to the wind, JD laid out, making sure to keep his arms under the ball, securing the catch and the win! Great job JD, and welcome back!

We noticed Michelle from miles away (field 1) as she played her first game. The glare was almost too much to bare, and as she moved fields it became evident: those tight tights were out of this world. This girl's britches looked like something out of Flashdance, if Flashdance was trying to be even more flashy and futuristic... By the end of her second game, Michelle embraced the name "space camp," and received plenty of compliments, some of which cannot be mentioned on such a classy site. Michelle played 4 games throughout the day, and the pants got better and better as her kicks rolled on. She is even a wiz when it comes to remembering names.
Michelle, we can't wait to see what you have in store for next week.
P.S. We must give a brief shoutout to Hannah, whose pants were almost as cool.

Starting off the day against Cool Runnings, Happy Birthday was ready and having fun. It was the first of a double header for Happy Birthday. Josh was doing his usual, pitching, making plays and calls for the team and ref. Always good stuff.
Bringing proper gear for the rain and a colorful shirt, Josh had everything covered. Smiling, laughing and cracking jokes, is always on tap, with Happy Birthday. Winning both of his row sham Bo's, he had a heck of a day. Nice work.

For years Underdog players have been wondering "Where did Vibol get that sneaky old man speed?".... today we found out the two-fold answer.

You see, Vibol wisely brought his daughter to the field, selling Girl Scout Cookies. Anyone with a pulse cannot resist this sweet temptation, and kickballers ate their fill before taking on Black Balled. Science will tell you that cookies = weight. You can't argue with science.

More importantly, Vibol was FINALLY caught using his patented "i'm going to leave the base early and get halfway down the line before the ball is kicked" move. Vibol, your secret is out, yet the cookies make us forgive and forget.